Meh

Okay, lemme set the scene. I’m at Wal-mart, my moms work place, and they’re giving out Swine flu vaccines. I have no clue if they’re free or not, but my mom wants me and my brother to get em. So us four (mom, dad, brother, me) are there, and I see this pudgy little girl in the line next to me. It her turn and they get ready to give her a shot. She knows it coming, so she starts crying and such, and then I just break out in a huge grin. When I get my shot, I’m not gonna cry XD Its incredibly selfish, and sinful and crap, but it makes me feel good that I’m better than that pudgy little girl.

She gets a quick shot, she stops crying after a while, then they’re like good job and stuff. My little brothers turn, he gets some weird nasal spray, and he’s done. My turn, and they say I’m getting a nasal spray too, and I go, What? No, can I get a shot please? I remember the last time I got a spray, it went into my throat >.< And they say, only if you have asthma or nasal problems or allergies or something, and I say, Can we pretend I have asthma so I can get the shot? >.> And she laughs and says, Why are you so eager to get a shot? I’m sorry but you have to get the spray. And I’m thinking, Crap -.-

Two minutes later, I get a spray in both nostrils and my body automatically releases a bit of liquid from my eyes. No I wasn’t crying, but I was tearing, its an automatic response to things going up my nose >.< Like when that milkshake goes Splursh when you laugh >.> And yeah. Well it sucked, had to wipe my eyes for a sec before leaving -.-

Oh and btw, did I mention this was at about 3 30 and I hadn’t eaten all day? Well now I have >.> Got home at about 4 something ish, and then my mom asked what I had for breakfast, and I was like, I didn’t eat breakfast. Then she asked, okay what’d you eat for lunch? I say, well uh I haven’t eaten that either. >.> And she goes What? Starts making a sandwich, and a few minutes later she shoves a sandwich in my mouth and says Chew >.< I sorta let out a growl, but doesn’t come out right cuz there’s a sandwich in my mouth >.< And I start chewing XP Then about 5 minutes later, there’s another sandwich before me, along with a bowl of soup. Mom says Eat and sits across from me the table and watches for a sec before reading her newspaper.

And I just let out like a 5 second burp and started tearing up again >.< The burp was at the same tone too, it was like the last note from a song by a deep trumpet >.> And now I get soda :D PS, this was written at 5 20 on Saturday, wont get posted for a few days, I think. And I know I’ll sound like I’m talking about the present in future tense, but at the time of this writing, the present is in the future >.> And stuff <.<

If you’re still here, congratulations, you passed my test with flying penguins >.> What, you say “with flying colors”? But that’s retarded, colors don’t fly <.< XD

PS- Yea dad, I did done drunk of the rest of the sodie pop XP Heh XD There was only a little bit left anyways. Well cya, au revoir, xie xie, g2g, and vamonos, until manana >.>

PS2- Don’t try translating that <.<